Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto

Caleb Jackson. It's a term used for when you don't know the ethnicity of a certain person and unsure of what to call them.

Caleb Jackson. 5'9". Gunnison, CO. Jewish Native American Japanese Mulatto

by Caleb Jackson January 16, 2008

Jewish Gerbil

(slap dick) one who retorts upon a simple conjecture; a dumb ass who complicates shit; a jew who is always being jewish.

Hey Josh come over my house later on after school, alright, but my mom has to talk to your mom, god dammit you're such a jewish gerbil.

by D3RTYS4NCH3Z August 28, 2008

When I were a lad... I was Jewish

The ultimate ending to a "When I were a lad" hardship story, automatically staking claim to being a victim of all the suffering and inequality that has ever occurred since the beginning of time.

When I were a lad... I was Jewish. But the anti-semites couldn't stop me from becoming a humble multi-millionaire Hollywood producer.

by Associationisnotfree February 22, 2008

Jewish Onion Ring

The Jewish Onion Ring is when a young Jewish boy has his bar mitzvah, in which he gets circumcised and the foreskin is than saved in a ziplock baggy, seasoned, put in batter, and deep fried the next morning for breakfast, than consumed by the young boy's family.

Boy:"Oww!"

Man With Knife:"Oh Yum. Where's The Beer Batter? We're gonna make a yummy Jewish Onion Ring"

by xXf0UrTwEnTyXx May 2, 2009

Jewish Sanchez

Its Pretty Much A Dirty Sanchez But You Make It Look Like They Have a Beard Like A Jew And Then Shit On Their Head To Make It Look Like Their Wearing A Yamaka.

"DUDE! Last Night Joey Gave Her A Jewish Sanchez!"

by Greg Greg May 17, 2008

Jewish Piggy Bank

While having relations, the man pulls out before climaxing. He then stuffs 12-65 coins in the girls snatch. The man then starts intercourse again and finishes by giving the girl an early interest payment of semen.

While they were having sex, John noticed some loose change in the bed. He then did what any other Jewish man would do, he gave Jane a Jewish Piggy Bank.

by Moisha Albright March 13, 2010

Jewish Face Job

when someone cums into a yamaka and shoves it into someone elses face

"Hey Rabbi can I give Leor a Jewish Face Job?"

by RJ Heard June 29, 2007