Jared

Very gay

“Yo you see that boy over there?”
“Who Jared?”
“Yeah he’s suppppper gay”

by Hellacool99 December 23, 2018

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jared padalecki

my beautiful gorgeous delicious sweet amazing(did i mention beautiful?) wife. jared padalecki is the most gorgeous man on earth n honestly should be the president of our country. he has been gorgeous since the 1990s, his specific peak(controversially) being the 2010s. hes been in many goated movies(may i include house of wax?) including friday the 13th the 2009 remaster(where his moobs were outrageously huge), supernatural(where he had luscious hair), and gilmore girls(where he was an extremely sexy jerk). i could write an entire paragraph on this man. he is so incredibly amazingly amazing amazing amazing it never fails to fly over my head. literally the most delicious man ever. extremely bitable and uh.. may i say extremely arousing. THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MAN EVER. if u don’t agree then you are not the brightest in the bunch.

girl: “bazinga!! jared padaleckis man boobs are huge in this movie, lawd have mercy..”

(straight) boy: “biyaaaatch.. imma straight male but giirl u right, he could tots get it.”

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random: “have u watched supernatural? season 5 sam makes me wanna combust, dear god.”

another random: “yeah, seeing him made me bust in my pants.”

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Jared

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented and sweet human being to ever live and the loml

I love Jared, aka my Zuskashikute

by leng lee July 21, 2021

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Jared

In Turkey There is a guy called Jared Wall and he is foreigner so when he tweet something he add Turkish words to his English sentencess

-HEY I have just decided to something we can talk in English babe I think its good for practising.

- Ok than If we speak English I am gonna Jared every sentence I make huyum kurusun( something like same old me)

by Heykeymeykey November 8, 2019

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