Jamsturbation

A girl who uses Jam as lubricant while masturbating.

Dude, did you hear that Amy was caught performing Jamsturbation last night.

by JewSnapper December 29, 2018

jams

A definition for a man named Park Jimin (also a term used for saying someone is not very entertaining)

"Jimin, you got no jams"

by Jaehyun February 15, 2019

jamstack

When a multitude of participants lather their naked bodies in fruit jam, and lie one on top of another.

I covered myself in strawberry jam and got involved in wild jamstack night.

by sneakysausage April 30, 2019

Jams

Something Park Jimin doesn't have.

-Kim Namjoon

"Jimin....You got no jams."

by Karenzmom November 5, 2019

Jamsistency

/dʒæmˈsɪs.tən.si/

The quality of always behaving or performing in a slightly different way, or of always happening in a slightly different way.

The cow would often graze in the western field, but sometimes it would just sit home and order a pizza. It was lacking jamsistency in life.

The man was called John, but his friends called him Phil. His name was Albert, it was all very jamsistent.

by _online_bug_ April 2, 2020

Jams

Any friend named James who is acting like a fuck head. The frat boy name for James’.

Did you see James at the party? He was being a total Jams.

by UrbanDude57 June 20, 2020

jamshed

Where you go to jam one out when all lockable, internal rooms are occupied. Could be represented by any manner of small, outdoor structures such as; garden sheds, detached garages and tool sheds.

"Damnit, Pedro has been in the bathroom for 45 minutes and there's no sign of him coming out soon, looks like it's the jamshed for me if I want any immediate gratification."

by DataBro2 August 20, 2020