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Jake

No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.
Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.
by user213283 October 11, 2020
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JAKE

He’s the best sexiest hunkiest better than you at Fortnite and is also very athletic and doesn’t have braces
Jake is also very good at sports
by JakeyBoy 320 October 15, 2018
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Jake

Girl #1: Ugh that boy used me only for sex!

Girl #2: Well I did warn you about Jakes
by Weirdest_Casper August 28, 2017
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Jake

Jake is a nice cool heartwarming person. Half insane and half loving everyone loves it. Super good at cuddling and always ready for a hug. Loves animals and will have all the girls surrounding him. Amazing musician loves the string instruments and piano. Has many friends and no one is surprised if he is dancing or screaming in a store or restaurant. Sometimes annoying well most of the time but people some how get attached to it.
Jake is insane
by YoyoItzJakeOnly August 18, 2017
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Jake

A perverted freak who talks about getting girls but has never actually kissed one
eee it's jake
by DDew56 July 12, 2019
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Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s
Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect
by Big wubbie February 4, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.
All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!
by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019
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