Horsy Jeff

A mythical creature, who drinks rainier beer and gets girls to by it for him on 'dates'.
(Beware: will fuck moms roommate)

Dude Horsy Jeff banged my moms roommate last night, AWESOME!

by JonnyMiller January 20, 2009

Jaffer

Something that exceeds one's expectations...something which you regard to be of sheer excellence. Derived from the Rhyzo school of linguistics!!

Have you seen the new Paris Hilton home porno...its an absolute JAFFER!!!

by Burnsie January 20, 2005

Jeff Jarrett

A wresting promoters not always liked by the fans and other promoters.

"You are such a Jeff Jarrett!"

by Nate-D-O-Double-G April 22, 2005

jefferson

A jeffererson is one who can keep a girl stuck in tha mud ...even a jeffersonz not around he still manages to keep you happy regardless of what people may try to say or do to make you dislike a jefferson

home gurl says..jefferson hes renting space without paying...
i say...what are you talkin bout ???idk

by dizylove January 19, 2011

Jaffoo

Jaffoo: A "slang" word for sperm. The male fluid when the penis is ejaculates.

"I just jaffoo'd in your eye!"
"My jaffoo really smells"

by Christopher Lamb February 25, 2009

Jeff Wootton

amazing, super talented guitarist from Manchester who can get along and tour with both Liam Gallagher and Damon Albarn.
Also known for his hair and skinny jeans and huge cock.

Naw, only Jeff can have Jeff Wootton hair.

by internetcreeper May 20, 2011

Jaffa

A descriptive word to define Simon J Cartwright

Simon, hes a complete jaffa - no spunk in his trunk

by xx-xxxx April 18, 2014