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Jada Pinkett Smith

A bald-ass whore who starts drama and is a terrible wife to Will Smith. Also commonly referred to as GI Jane 2. She cheated on her husband with a man named Tupac and acts like it is a normal thing, and she cried and said she never wanted to marry him as if it was a joke. She also shamed Will Smith for standing up for her and slapping Chris Rock in the Oscar, even though she probably forced her to.
Jada Pinkett Smith: I don't give 2 craps what people think of this bald head of mine.

Everyone: Shut the fuck up Caillou we saw how you acted in the Oscars.

Megamind: Girl you so bald that you boost my confidence in my hair.

Ridley Scott: Jada, we have decided to cast you as GI Jane 2.

Chris Rock: Wow Jada I knew you would make the cut!

Will Smith: GET MAH WIFES NAME OUT CHO FUCKIN MOUTH!!!

Tupac: Hey Jada you wanna come to my house later for some personal business?

Jada: Yes Mi Amor, I mean Tupac. See you tonight.
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Hailie Jade

Hailie Jade, is the adorable daughter of the most intelligent highly skilled rapper I have heard EMINEM.
And of course He's HOT,HOT,HOT
Every little girl deserves such a loving Daddy!
by Shady'sLady77 January 15, 2004
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Hailie Jade

the totally adorable daughter of the hottest guy ever, marshall bruce mathers, and the fag kim, she's also the only girl em truly loved.
by shadyz baby August 3, 2003
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Jade Puget

Greatest, most talented, most radiant guitarest on earth. He helps complete the most amaizing, talented band - AFI (A Fire Inside). Looks orgasmic in a pink tie.
"I think every man should have jadeburns."
by Dana January 17, 2004
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Jade

A green semi precious gemstone, used alot in china.

Also a common girls name.
A girl who is head strong, makes mistakes but learns from them, is also a very hyperactive person, talks alot. Is faithful and a good friend to all.
"I would like a Jade gemstone"

"That Jade, She's something else"
by just some emo girl February 3, 2010
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Jade Puget

the foxiest guitarist alive... no one can rock a pink tie like he can.
by Stephanie August 5, 2003
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Jade Goody

A "celebrity" who was on Big Brother. Apparently most people hated her and continued hating her until she got cancer. Terminal cancer. As of this writing she has been given only a few days to live.
Jade Goody will die any day now.
by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009
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