Jacked

jacked- stoked or pumped or excited

Shit man!!! that fight got me "Jacked"

oh the test is cancelled that makes me "jacked"

by Josh hill November 8, 2006

Kenora Dinner Jacket

A wool reversible jacket, with red plaid on one side, and hunter’s orange on the other.

Look at this hoser wearing his kenora dinner jacket, must be a formal out on sabasquaw

by Therealrothman March 20, 2019

Brown Jacket

Taking a dump on someone's chest and then smearing it all over their chest like a brown jacket.

She said she was cold, so I pooped on her chest and smeared it into a brown jacket.

by Kalmah, Genius, and Most Hated May 10, 2010

Green Jacket

(n.) the prize bestowed each year to the golfer who wins the Masters Tournament at Augusta National...but more importantly:
(v.) (-s, -ed, -ing) a) to absolutely and completely master something, b) to become master over something/someone
Alt. Spelling: Green-Jacket, greenjacket, g-jay

i)
Harold: "Yo man, how did your interview go?"
Kumar: "I straight up Green Jacketed that shit, son."
ii)
Harry: "Hey, how'd you night with Laura end up?"
Lloyd: "I g-jayed that vag all night long."

by twoods1 February 26, 2008

jackernaut

Most commonly used in the "Call of Duty" game series. Certain perks allow individuals to have an increased amount of health, which in turn makes them harder to kill. Stopping Power, FMJ (Full Metal Jacket), Deep Impact, Grenades and other explosive devices have no affect on these jackernauts!

see also: cocksucker, noob

Player 1: "I can"t seem to kill these cocksuckers!"
Player 2: " That"s because they're all running around with
fucking jackernaut on"

by Supreme Bish August 31, 2010

Jacked like Doritos

So intensely ripped that it jacked amount is comparable to the jacked intensity of Jacked Doritos, particularly of the Ranch Dipped Hot Wings flavor.

Ron is getting Jacked like Doritos from his new work-out routine.

by BatguyKittyButt November 8, 2014

jackess

Female entrepreneur that randomly succeeds.
A female that will attempt heavy duty manual labor and sometimes doesn't fuck it up.

A female that will attempt to out-do men on a dumb dare.

A female that is insanely sarcastic- almost to the point of non- tolerance. aka, bitch, but sassier.

"Kris Jenner" is such a jackess."
"Holy shit! That jackess actually fixed the toilet!"
"OMG- that jackess tried to light her fart and burned her asshole in front of the whole party!"
"Judge Judy is totally a jackess."

by PirateP June 15, 2017