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Death Jacket

1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.

2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.
"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."
by DeathJacket September 5, 2009
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Planet Jackers

In the Invader Zim universe, the Planet Jackers are a faction of aliens that steal planets and other celestial bodies with a massive towing vessel. They sneak up on unsuspecting planets and enclose them in a hollow, metal bubble. The inside of the sphere is one big television screen, which projects a sky so no one knows what happened. The planet then begins to experience random quakes across the globe as a result of the pull from when they change direction. The Planet Jackers' homeworld orbits a dying sun forcing them to throw planets into it like fire wood to keep it burning. After a series of seismic events and interferences of his equipment, Zim deduces that the Planet Jackers have set their sights on Earth. Realizing he won't be able to conquer Earth if they take it, Zim attempts to reason with the Jackers by citing what had apparently been previously established as the Irken/Planet Jackers Treaty stating "all planets marked for conquest by the Irken military are to be left where they are." The Jackers inform Zim that Earth was not, in fact, marked and was fair game. Because Zim's mission of conquest on Earth was, unbeknownst to him, actually his exile and Earth itself was really never officially sanctioned for invasion, he thinks these Jackers are attempting to violate the treaty and is forced to stop them on his own. After managing to cut open the metal bubble and freeing the Earth, Zim towed it back to our solar system, ready to be invaded by him.
"The Irken Empire will destroy me if they come to check on my progress and find the planet missing! I have to stop the Planet Jackers if I am to be left with a planet to invade!" -Zim
by Razorglove July 31, 2011
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Liquor Jacket

When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.

Similar to a whiskey bandage
Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?

Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.
by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013
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Jizz Jacket

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.
by b7random November 27, 2016
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Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)
by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018
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double jacket

when you hug your girlfriend and put your dick in her ass then another guy does the same to you
Hey babe you wanna do the double jacket with Chad tonight?
by skaeo May 16, 2019
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cinema jacket

A jacket used to sneak outside food into the cinema. These type of jackets are usually big and puffy and have numerous (deep) pockets to conceal any food stuff.

Anything with (deep) pockets will do just as good.
The cinema jacket should not be stuffed directly outside the cinema.

Sadly the cinema jacket is good for the cold/wet days.
Cargo pants/shorts, work just as good but have limited pockets.
Don't overload the pockets and make sure the food is concealed before entering the cinema
Don't make a habit of wearing a stuffed cinema jacket, they'll get suspicious and you could be banned
person 1: "Let's go see a movie!"
person 2: "Yep. Got your cinema jacket?"
person 1: "Right here" *opens jacket pockets to reveal bags of lollies from the supermarket*
by Dog-lover22 May 9, 2020
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