mole rat dude

Usually a male with a very high iq, but is restricted from using his intelligence by his severe autism and speech impediment. Paces around a lot and always looks uneasy or awkward.

"Wow mole rat dude is really doing my fucking head in today."

by thicc0ck November 15, 2017

fat mole

A sad sad man who drives a 2004 lawnmower late at night upsetting all his neighbours and when he’s not doing that he’s sat in a lay-by attacking his mates villages on coin master what a sad little mole.

The Fat Mole was put in the back of the police car. He was going down for life all because he had a shitty little decat to make up for his tiny penis.

by Brooo119 July 11, 2023

Stupid mole rat

Is your friend a mole rat? Well today is their day….they own $20 💋

September 5- September 8

A stupid mole rat is an ugly person who’s name start with L their birthday is probably celebrated in July

by Um idk? September 4, 2023

Peenie Mole

Noun: A small mammal that lives in the male genital area, below the lice but above the bumps.

Dude: Man that itches.
Girl: What?
Dude: My peenie mole. He won't pay the rent.

by PENIS PATROL July 29, 2008

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by xdr5t3evq3q November 5, 2023

Political mole

A politician who is secretly a supporter of the opposite party they are registered. Sabotaging and infiltrating votes to gain power to their preferred party.

That senator has not stood by his political party and voted against every bill. He could be a political mole.

by Kindguyryan December 9, 2022

A game of whack a mole

Fix one problem then having fix another problem after another one

Playing a game of whack a mole is not going to make us better

by Mat rat tat October 12, 2016