Internet Search Psychosis

ISS - Internet Search Psychosis

Fundamental derangement of the mind characterized by defective or lost contact with reality especially as evidenced by delusions, hallucinations, and disorganized speech and behavior onset by Internet searching. Subject will conclude search results and the people, places and things within the results are linked. While in reality these findings are largely due to coincidences, not to be confused with coincidencialism

“It says Nancy Smith is 35 years old from California, it must be my long lost aunt Nancy Smith.”

He must have Internet Search Psychosis, he thinks every time someone says his name on Twitter that they're speaking to him directly.

by Q. Seyes September 16, 2011

internet knight

A guy who believes he can win the favor of a girl, even when she is a complete stranger, by defending her; usually over the internet. He ends up looking like a fool.

Bill defended Barbara against Tim's comment, but made himself look like an internet knight after Bill found out they were teasing eachother.

by SniperFi45 October 28, 2013

intermature

A person who is immature over the internet and social media websites. A person who posts all of their drama over social media websites in an attempt to seek attention or pity.

"That girl is so intermature, she keeps posting about her boyfriend drama."

"His pictures are so intermature, its like he wants people to feel bad for his own stupidity."

by TLou November 3, 2013

internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.

Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.

by Silver Lion February 5, 2014

internet syndrome

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life

mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome

by KayJaySaward June 21, 2014

Internet cats

The internet equal of the bible.

Guy #1"look, i made this meme!"
Guy#2 "it sucks"
Guy#1" Ill chnage it to an internet cats meme!"
Guy#2"BEST MEME EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY"

by spiderpussy April 12, 2015

intermediate meth face

Aka IMF. Some one who appears to be in transition from normal human face to full blown meth face. Usually the result of recent negative lifestyle choices including but not limited to meth use.

Dude what happened to Jenny? She looked good in high school but now she has intermediate meth face.

by Brokeninternets September 29, 2015