kid zoned

A humbling sub-type of friend zone where a usually older person calls you “kid” after you’ve hit on/flirted with them. This form of rejection is condescending in a way that lets the receiver know that the person thinks you’re not on their level of maturity and thus they are above fucking with you or dating you. May also be reinforced with some act or statement that directly or passively implies they are dominant over you in terms of finances, resources, independence etc.

Jake: Hey, Jenny you’re looking beautiful as always. Would you like to get lunch with me?

Jenny: thanks kid, sure it’ll be my treat and then I can drop you off at your parents house if you want. Ya know since you don’t have a car.

Jake: uh ok..thanks.....wait did I just get kid zoned??? Son of a bitch!

by Ricosuave44 October 8, 2019

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Father Zone

The zone further out than the brother zone

Guy 1:Man I got friend zoned
Guy 2: You think that's bad I got brother zoned
Guy 3 : You two have it lucky I got father zoned
Guy 1: Damn
Guy 2 :you are never getting with her

by Fbfzone August 23, 2019

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Bed Zoned

the act of brining back a female counterpart to your bed but not being able to score/get any action ie a friendzone within a bed

Fergus was totally Bed Zoned last night with that girl!

by Own_thing May 24, 2017

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see zoning

Usually used in messengers like WhatsApp, see zoning refers to when a person has seen your texts, but has not replied to them.
Annoying blue ticks, anyone?

A: I really like your dp!
B: <Blue ticks>
A: Hell, he's see zoning me.

by #scribe June 5, 2017

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spirit zone

A point of which one has consumed enough marijuana to enter a zone in which everything runs in slow motion, the user stare blankly at the wall or anything other in his crosshairs, and renders the user speechless.

Dude I smoke about an ounce of weed and went into the spirit zone.

by KingShrek April 29, 2016

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Bro Zone

This is the masculine realm of the friend zone. She wants to be friends like one of the guys? Well here’s how that goes down.

1. We will come over at random hours of the day to crash on the couch and raid your fridge.
2. When I do a crime, you have bail money.

3. You ask me if I want to grab a bit or eat to drink. You’re buying. Look your just buying overall till informed of that come up I’ve been working on.

4. You will hook us up with your friends, sisters, cousins, and any female you may know. Even your mom may get the stiff one if hot enough.

5. I am not your kids uncle. This is in case we smash. Last thing you need is kids saying your smashing their uncle.

Really, we become that douche bag you’re friend zoning us for. Y’all just don’t understand some of the blood, sweat, and tears we have gone through with our friends. Trust me, you don’t want that in your life. The Bro Zone is the safest bet.

P1: Hey, wyd wya?

P2: Chilling at the “Bro Zone”. Watching the house while Kate is at work.

P1: Word....you smash that yet?

P2: Yeah, and the bag of chips in the kitchen. Sipping a juice box and about to roll one up.

by #Stillbilly January 5, 2021

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