Ho Phone

A prepaid disposable phone obtained sureptituously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)

Dave: Whose phone is that? I thought you had an iPhone
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you

by @theosus September 10, 2009

phone fucker

A person who frequently tries to initiate sex (typically oral) when you are on the phone.

Astrid: I was calling my boss and Levi kept trying to pull my skirt down and get busy while I was talking to him!

Annabella: What a total phone fucker!

by tankedgirl June 30, 2010

black phone

To hit someone up that has a burner phone, usually intended for illegal activities. Drug dealing, gun sales; etc.

Hit me on the black phone

by Young dolly January 22, 2018

Phone friend

Friends that aren't romantically involved and aren't friends with benefits. They just sit and talk about sex or, more specifically, sex with each other. They also are so close that none of this bothers the other. One or both can be in serious, loving relationships outside of their conversations.

Hey phone friend. I'd fuck you.

Wow really? Right here right now.

*Doesn't have sex*
*Laughs and then goes make out with bf/GF*

by Soy_Rosa May 12, 2017

Phone Pong

The game of ping pong (table tennis), played on any flat, level surface, with cell phones as paddles. Standard ping pong balls are used. Because of the smaller paddle size, the rules vary as follows:

1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.

2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.

3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.

Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.

"Dude, i have a ping pong ball. If only we had some paddles..." "Not necessary, we can just play phone pong!" "DUDE THATS AN AWESOME IDEA."

by sluhser October 31, 2009

asshole phone

The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.

Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.

by JustaBitch March 4, 2009

Phone legs

When you're taking to someone on the phone and get the urge to walk round the house/garden for no apparent reason.

A: What is Jimbob doing walking round the garden?

B: It's alright man, he's got his phone legs on.

by amazontreefrog June 22, 2011