hyper internet fail disease

A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.

My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.

by Peacock Sherman Manjankerson September 17, 2013

hyper anus

A huge asshole. Often used in the degenerate part of the furry community to define an extremely big asshole. A hyper anus often resembles everything from a car tire or a really big donut to a literal cave.

When I put it in I didn't feel anything, that's what I call a hyper anus

by Mocri February 20, 2017

hype4five

Best youtuber ever
His real name is hudson

Ong your watching Hype4five?

by Zedd morris May 23, 2018

Hyperactive horseplay

When you energized to a curiosity, that you begin enticing signals to another and mediationly jerk off to the idea.

She’s a real tease for me, she can break me down til I’m bustin a nut 4 hours into Hyperactive horseplay

by Titus dyfilid February 18, 2019

Hype Snagger

Hype Snagger is the perfect example of a company that thrives on corporate-speak, buzzwords, and manipulation tactics to hype anything up, whether needed or not. They are damn good at their job though

Hype Snagger had me smoking a blunt with Wiz Khalifa, Sven Patzer, and Shaq on a boat. Happy 4/20 Baby

by Hickey King April 9, 2023

candy hype

The state of mind when have eaten too much candy.

a candy hype may cause to become
1) hyper
2) shakey
3) do random things you would never do otherwise

by Mychilli May 7, 2005

Pre-hype

Pre-hype is similar to precum in that it can't actually make you hype. It can however drag along previous hype situations to increase your hype levels

I wish Christmas had as much hype as Hanukkah not all this pre-hype

by Hailian April 2, 2016