Horse Toothed Jackass 

Member of the orangutan family known for the powerful odor of its breath, inability to work efficiently, and massive front teeth.

"The Horse Toothed Jackass is commonly hunted by ivory dealers."

Horse Toothed Jackass by Lo Wang August 14, 2003

Horse-Puckey 

Absolute bullshit. The speaker will say this in an effort to sound like they aren't cursing. This is also an indicator of someone most likely over the age of 50.

Now that's just horse-pucky.

Horse-puckey: in other words, that's just bullshit. Only put in a more classy sounding format.

Horse-Puckey by Русский язык Ameriкan April 2, 2017

horse onion 

an especially large dingleberry hanging from the arse of a man, makes one cry.

mate! check out my horse onions, wanna touch them a little bit? maybe? yeah?

horse onion by cheeto dust 01 April 17, 2018

horse and buggy 

in lancaster pa and some other places. and horse with a carrage like thing attached to the back full of amish people

oh shit i think i just hit a horse and buggy!

horse and buggy by glo April 13, 2005

horse nigger 

A runaway slave on a horse.

Damn, I owned that horse Nigger, now he's gettin away!

horse nigger by allahu Ackbar March 24, 2017

horse cum death sentence 

self-explanatory....instead of the electric chair, or lethal vaccination, bend the criminal over and have a huge male horse shove his dick inside the person, fuck him savagely, and spray his load inside the body, which by now will have exploded from the massive size of the horse cock.

most don't know that john wilkes booth received the horse cum death sentence after killing honest abe.

horse cum death sentence by t-nerds26 January 28, 2011

Horse vagina 

Level up from a 13 pounder, where the vagina is not only extremely heavy but also hairy and is caked with dried pee and blood on the lips. This gives the vagina a smell that resembles that of a man that has died in an earthquake.

Star Jones has the worlds most hamajang horse vagina.

Horse vagina by PUBEHEADS January 15, 2004