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Holiday Odds

The game of odds played when on holidays, where the probability is equal to 1 over the number of days left on holidays.

Example:
When there is 2 days left on your holiday so once called on odds you must do 2 to 1.
Guy 1: Holiday odds you'll ask that girl for her number?
Guy 2: Ok 3 to 1 so?
Guy 1 &2: 3..2..1.. 2!
by Pratroculas April 26, 2017
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Holiday

This person is arty and beutiful, they have a risky personality but still manage to maintaine good grades. Holiday loves the beach and skating. Holiday often over dresses for simple events, although she always looks good. Holiday can be impatient and argumentitive but she is fun to be around. She knows how to have fun, but she knows when to far is to far.
Hey, do you know Holiday?She is pretty chill but fun!
by Urban Dictionare Official November 18, 2018
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holiday humper

Someone that likes to have sex mostly on holidays, or the holiday season.
Johnny I really horny around Christmas time. He is a holiday humper.
by justincaseuwerewonder November 28, 2013
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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021
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holiday juke

When you dump your partner right before the holiday so you don't have to buy a present.
I had to holiday juke her again this year.
by Jackie Papers December 17, 2023
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Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher
Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher
by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021
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Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.
nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.
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