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Holy Grail

The cup which Jesus supposedly drank from at the last supper. Monty Python was once sent on a quest to find and retrieve it. They never completed this quest.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
by Keegster April 24, 2003
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Holy Names Academy

Home of the craziest bitches west of the Mississippi. A small Catholic Highschool, home to 600 of the finest and brightest young ladies in Seattle. However due to insane amounts of homework and crazy nuns the girls tend to lose their minds and their labedos.

And no they dont wear skeezy uniforms
"what school do you go to"
"holy names academy, seattles number one choice for girls"
"oh cool do you have like, you know....uniforms"
"umm no"
"ok well then I dont think we should be friends"
by grahm craker123 December 6, 2006
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The Holy Trinity

The name given to the trio of Lily Loveless & the twins Megan & Kathryn Prescott, who played the characters 'Naomi', 'Katie', & 'Emily' respectively in the TV teen drama "Skins".
Used by fandom peeps whenever the three are seen together.
The Holy Trinity looked hot in that episode!
by Pope Meg August 21, 2010
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Holy Cross Girl

Holy Cross is an all girls school in Marlyand. Holy Cross Girls are the hottest girls in the Washington DC metropolitan area. The other all-girls schools that dont compare dont even need to be named - just know that Holy Cross beats them all. Holy Cross girls know how to party and hang out with the hottest guys. They are smart and get good grades but they arent anal about school like other girls in the area. Basically, Holy Cross girls know how to have a good time.
An example of two imaginary hot guys talking about Holy Cross girls wouldnt do them justice...
by AHCchicsKick05 November 11, 2004
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sponge in the holy water real fast

when you are at a wake and are about to cry then you find a sponge in the holy water and you start laughing real fast
When my aunt arlene died i pulled a sponge in the holy water real fast
by j-rob mad fresh June 22, 2010
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holy fuck

The act that occurred when Mary conceived Jesus.
God gave Mary a holy fuck.
by thebigcheez February 25, 2008
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Academy of Holy Angels

A Catholic, Co-Ed, Private school located in Richfield, Minnesota - only two minutes outside of Minneapolis. It is a school filled entirely with white kids and the typical black kid is looked on like a wild animal - and are marveled at. The cost of tuition is currently $12,500 and increases by about 600 - 1000 dollars a year. Starting in 2007, every student gets a laptop to keep which just shows how wealthy the school is. AHA is known very much for their Boys and Girls Hockey programs who have won state 5 times in the last 12 years. The football program isn't doing so great right now, but will be in the next year. There are many exclusive drugs that only the wealthy can afford and an unbelievable amount of alcohol - even freshman are known as drunks at times. The teachers are generally good, with the exception of a few Science and Religion teachers. The school's graduation rate is 100% and 99% go onto college. The curriculum is incredibly difficult and some consider it harder than community colleges - even for freshman and sophomores. The average ACT score is around 26 and there have been several students with 35's and 36's. Students come from all over the state to go to AHA. It's feeder school is known as Blessed Trinity, which is next door, over 90% of those students end up at AHA. Other schools include: Faithful Shepherd, Annunciation, Nativity of Mary, and St. Johns of Savage. Thanks to the laptops, work is rarely done during class and students can e-mail, play games, facebook, and shop online all day. AHA is better than Edina Public School - though they think they are better - we ALL know that they are just another PUBLIC school and can't compete with our money, status, and class.
Guy # 2 "... I have to sit next to that black kid in my class"
Guy # 1 "oh you mean travis, or madeline?"
Guy # 2 "madeline, how'd you know?"
Guy # 1 "there's only 4 in our grade..."
Guy # 2 "there's still that many?!?! we better come to school armed."

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Edina Loser: Huhaha we are so much better than AHA - we've got like 4,000 kids and some money.

Academy of Holy Angels Student: Wtf. You go to public school and you think you're better and wealthier than us? You must be high - with poor drugs, I might add.
by aha2012 September 19, 2009
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