Helton

The most awesomest last name in the whole world. You wish you were one of them. They really rock your socks and are SO much better then the Hiltons.

The Helton's are the shit

by S to the amantha July 7, 2008

Hilson

A fan-made pairing involving Dr.House and Dr.Wilson from the popular TV medical drama Dr.House md.
As other couples, Hilson is totally fictional.
Being House and Wilson so close, they are expeculations about their true relationship... a simple friendship, bromance, or more than that.

They are a lot of other Dr.House md couples, being an example: Huddy. (House/Cuddy)

Fan 1: Did you see that episode where Wilson stays in House's place?
Fan 2: Yep, i prayed for some real Hilson.
Fan 1: Damn, i wish they do that!
Fan 2: Just in our dreams...

Fan 1: Oh god, just discovered Hilson!
Fan 2: That's real love dude.

by GregoryHouse January 6, 2010

hilting

As in sword swallowing,all the way to the hilt.Also in blow jobs deep throating.

Alex likes to go hilting,he says it's yum.

by T BAGGER T July 17, 2006

Hitonstraightguyinitis

Hitonstraighguyinitis, is a disease that occurs when a gay guy becomes lonely, or goes for a long time withouta boyfriend, and starts to hit on straight guys.

Jason broke up with his boyfriend William about 2 months ago, and I think he's developing a case of Hitonstraightguyinitis.

by jaysunson91 August 27, 2008

hylton-smith fakeup

To get a girl in the mood and totally gagging for it. Then, when the time is right, go in for the kiss, but at the last minute, say "I will never ever ever sleep with you in my entire life" and headbutt her in the face. Walk away laughing.

I was worried Christine was getting the wrong idea, so I performed a textbook hylton-smith fakeup to make my feelings clear.

by Filth Wizard December 15, 2008

Hiltonfreude

Hiltonfreude is a combination of the German/psychiatric term "schadenfreude" (to take pleasure in someone else's misfortune) and celebrity Paris Hilton. The term Hiltonfreude refers to taking pleasure in seeing someone of wealth and means destroy themself, usually in a very public and embarrassing way.

Television news is going Hiltonfreude on Lindsay Lohan for going to rehab.

by Timbotron July 10, 2007

Hiltoned

To be jailed for drunk driving

PERSON A: "I got sent to the pokey for 45 days on a drunk driving charge"

PERSON B: "Man you was HILTONED"

by Haldormud July 8, 2007