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Heavy Metal 

A stiff style of music with no "feel" to it.
Heavy Metal is just another crappy sub-genre which idiots cling to in an attempt to belong to some social group or clique.It's no different than the so-called "punk lifestyle" or people trying to be "indie" or goth or emo or whatever.They all claim to be non-conformists and then conform to some stupid little social group or clique or whatever.Fuckin posers.Music is music and you should listen to whatever music that's good regardless of how it's labeled.
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Conforming to some little social group or clique is so stupid because it turns into millions and millions of people thinking that they are "non-conformist" when in reality they are just conformists.Quit trying so hard ya posers,lmao!
Heavy Metal by Homer J. Flintstone September 25, 2005
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Heavy Metal 

True music that describes the inner self in everyone. In other words, KICK ASS music.
Heavy Metal by S2 November 17, 2003

heavy straight 

really cool, awesome.
"That movie was heavy straight dude!!"
heavy straight by Me May 17, 2004

heavy petting 

When things get out of hand at a Jenny Craig meeting.
I don't really like the meal plans, but I'll stick with any diet that involves this much heavy petting.
heavy petting by acidosis April 21, 2005

Heavy Breather 

A bitch who busts into your room and breathes like child molester on your chest. The experience can be erotic, but is most of the time scarring.
"Damn yo, Ashley and Kate broke in last night and fucked with my REM cycle!"
"Who are Ashley and Kate"
"Those two Heavy Breathers that live upstairs"

Heavy Metal 

Garbage music faggot emos and braindead idiots who don't know what a haircut is listen to. Anyone who listens to this garbage is usually a failure at life.
Heavy Metal is the biggest piece of shit ever created on this planet. Get a haircut and a life you stupid fucks who listen to this shit.
Heavy Metal by YouListenToGarbage November 11, 2012