happy holidays

People really get pissed about this shit?

Person 1: Happy holidays!
Person 2: Fuck you.
Person 1: Well that was uncalled for...

by a pretty cool person December 24, 2013

happy hour

Where the worst selling and nastiest tasting alcoholic beverages are sold for half price to a bunch of alcoholics too drunk to notice.

Kids like happy hour, because afterwards they get to roll the drunk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

happy harold

to paint your ass up like a clown and go to a renisance fair.

lets go to a renisance fair fine let me get my happy harold on.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

Happy Sandwich

The act of placing two pieces of bread around your Penis and masterbaiting.
Butter is optional.

She went to the shop for supplies have then gave me a happy sandwich.

by YAMAMNYADAD April 22, 2011

hapless technoweenie

a term used to describe someone who knows absolutely nothing about technology and/or electronics, as used in Hackers (1995) and can obviously be used as a kidding term or an insult.

From Hackers (1995):
Computer Goon: Mr The Plague, something weird is happening on the net.
The Plague: As in what, you hapless technoweenie?
Computer Goon: One of the Gibsons is working really hard.

by Landon783 January 4, 2014

Mac Happy

Taking multiple pictures of one's self with different effects on a mac book

Jim went mac happy for a good 8 hours.

by Yeah its that one guy January 8, 2008

shiny happy

Too happy to be taken seriously; happy to a cheesy or campy extent. Comes from the R.E.M. song Shiny Happy People.

I hated that movie's shiny happy portrayal of high school. In reality, it's a living nightmare for some people.

by Me I. Myself February 1, 2009