Hand Sanitiser

Hand Sanitiser can be used in many ways. Some use it to w_nk and some wash hands.

Boy 1:Did you fail NNN?
Boy 2:Ye
Boy 1:Tell me, what lube did you use for such a sinful act
Boy 2:Hand Sanitiser
Boy 1:Does it burn
Boy 2: Yes
Boy 1:die
Boy 2: dies

by Claphead145 November 10, 2020

Drawing Hands

The closest thing to torture that isn’t torture for an artist.

“How the fuck do you draw hands?! Honestly-!”

“I know right?! Argh, drawing hands is so difficult...I’ll just hide them behind the back.”

by Minnexx January 31, 2020

Hand-pasta

Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.

Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.

by Percy Flage February 03, 2013

Vick Hand

A poker hand that consists of a King and a Nine.

Wow! I can't believe your Vick Hand (K,9) held up against Snowmen (8,8).

by AB Campbell August 25, 2007

Stack hands

A sexual act involving manual stimulation via hand(s) wherein multiple parties are involved in said stimulation.

Chip: I sat between Jill and Beth at dinner last night and they decided to stack hands under the table!

Parker: Gross! Jill passed me a piece of bread!

Chip: Sorry Parker, there was probably jizz on that bread...

Parker: I KNOW!!!!

by MrThompson69 January 30, 2019

Pecker hand

Unwashed hands after holding your pecker while taking a piss. 98% of men currently walking around have this defect.

Doug left the men's room to return to his dinner date with pecker hand.

by Goldermann February 05, 2017

Swamp Hands

when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.

When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.

by Swamp Stetter August 31, 2016