Shaft Hand

When someone wanks so much that their hand when 'at rest' is in a shaft like shape.

You fucking shaft hand! Go home and have another hand party.

by Total Elite December 9, 2008

Bummy Hands

The smell on your hands after you’ve picked your Bum.

“Ew get your bummy hands away for me”

by StokesyH July 13, 2020

Swamp Hands

when you stick your finger in a guys butt hole or a girl with stank pussy and your hands smell like the swamp.

When Garrett fingered the girl at the dance, he had swamp hands.

by Swamp Stetter August 30, 2016

Hand Shave

Any sexual act where the giver uses his/her hand(s).

Seeing as he could tell she was getting in the mood, he decided to move in for the hand shave.

by Cory Beddome July 25, 2006

Hand-pasta

Unsauced pasta, eaten for convenience with the hands, either before or after a drinking session.

Dmitri: Is there any hand-pasta left, I'm starving.
Tony: Yeah, it's over there in the strainer.

by Percy Flage February 3, 2013

sauté hands

When your hands cramp up due to holding pan handles. Most likely to occur when a large amount of orders come in.

My hands hurt so much from all the dishes I prepared while working sauté tonight at work. I may have to go to the doctor and tell him about my sauté hands.

by Papa Crab May 12, 2014

Gamer Hands

1. (Plural Noun) Bruised, broken, or aching hands from punching, slapping, and generally hitting a desk out of anger. It is a sign of a devout gamer.

“Ouch, I’ve got a serious case of gamer hands”

by HippyDippy_ May 1, 2020