Angry hamster

The above statement is not correct. The angry hamster is when ur in a fight with ur bf. So as a revenge u start sucking off another dude then pretend tot swallow but actually saving his Jizz in your cheeks like a hamster. Then you walk up to your bf and make out with him.

That bitch didnt get me the extra McRib so I pulled an angry hamster on his ass.

by Carla from dorset April 4, 2017

hamster mom

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.

Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?

by Tugboi April 19, 2017

greedy hamster

A selfish fuckbag who only looks out for ones self interest and prosperity

Brandon screwed the crew over $2.50 on payroll that greedy hamster

by Timmy t-ReX July 4, 2017

Hamster

Something retards say in Norway.
Have you smoked hamster?

Dude:So boys what did you do yesterday?
Retard:i smoked some hamster

by Kmustrus November 6, 2017

salty hamster

Mildly Irritating but still cute.

My gf is a salty hamster when we play xbox.

by Destroyerkid237 November 27, 2017

Hamster

A quickie from behind.

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.

by Dtray December 1, 2017

Panty hamster

Very furry vagina that squeals

Panty hamsterMy god did u hear that panty hamster squeal as it walked by

by Donkey blooms December 2, 2017