Thirsty Hamster

When someone sits naked with their dick out in a sunroof and the person in the car acts as if they haven’t drank in months

Bob “Hey man, wanna lay over my sunroof with your dick out?”
Joe “Of course, I feel like a thirsty hamster!”

by Ye Mums a fat Whore May 2, 2024

Sac hamster

A person of that chances a bag of drugs.

She always has a boy friend that sells drugs, she is such a sac hamster.

by DickSoLong December 29, 2019

Hamster

Is what your mother is.

Your Mother was a hamster!

by Unknown_User_42069 December 31, 2020

hamster's minge

Not caring at all, not remotely interested

I couldn't give a hamster's minge about how Gregg Wallace will vote in the election

by Ramses III March 22, 2024

hamster

1. incredibly cute animal
2. rules the world
3. very fluffy
4. is overlord

I am absolutely obsessed with hamsters

by hamstergirllove October 6, 2022

Hamster

A female that tends to sleep most of the day, cook good food, smoke marijuana and play video games. Most hamsters also have an eclectic taste in music, shows, and other entertainment.

Physically hamster tend to be short thicc girls.

The maker of this is a hamster; she sleeps 10hrs and splits the waking time between work, games, and cooking.

I am a hamster, I need music to breathe and can cook a meal out of nothing

The hamster is a short thicc girl that's perfect wife material

by Pink Hamster Kirby April 20, 2022

Hamster Man

the act of smashing a girl named pressley

My friends name is Hamster Man

by shshshssh May 9, 2024