hairy lobster

A sexual position that involves two guys and a girl. The girl leans back and one guy eats her out while the other guy gets a blowjob from the girl.

Girl 1 - "So what did you do last night?"
Girl 2 - "Oh I had Seth and Shaun over and we did the hairy lobster!"

by Malleable February 9, 2008

Hairy Cuntaloupe

Taking a fresh cantaloupe, you cut out a penis-sized hole. Then, you heat up the cantaloupe in a microwave for 30 seconds or until desired warmth. You then place your penis inside the cantalouple and the seeds inside the cantaloupe simulate a vagina and pull on your penis.

My girl wouldn't have sex with me so I went into the refrigerator and made a "hairy cuntaloupe."

by Adolf Ollerbusch August 27, 2009

Things are getting hairy

A phrase used when a situation gets really awkward and uncomfortable. (A substitute for the well-known awkward turtle.) Can be complimented with "..."s for extra emphasis.

You slept with my girlfriend?!
Things are getting hairy...

by abcdefghijkabcdef January 27, 2011

hairy donut

1. Salmon trap, bearded clam, taco, bloody hatchet wound.

2. Kind of leathery and hairy to boot. See also: leather donut, turd cutter.

"I got my hairy donut caught in the mail slot."

by Nigel W. February 5, 2006

Hairy Men

Men who are endowed with the gift of being extra hairy.

Kate faps all day to Hairy Men because she finds them sexy.

by jeremylol;D March 1, 2011

John Wayne's hairy saddlebags

1.Scrots, usually, but also pissflaps

2. 1. Testicles; those spherical spunk factories on the Scrots Road Industrial Estate. n. Courage; guts. As in "I like him. He's got balls". 3. exclam. Denial. As in "Has he balls got balls!" 4. n. Rubbish; nonsense. As in "Balls! Of course he's got balls". 5. n. Round things you play football with.

My john Wayne's hairy saddlebags are itching...i think i may have the crabs

by Moose McEvil December 7, 2005

Dirty Hairy

When a girl finds hair in her teeth weeks after giving an extremely hairy guy a blow job

ugh I just found a dirty hairy this morning

by GMPinc June 27, 2009