hag wife

hag wife is when you are "past" the struggle and just want to chill hard and eat pizza.

I was going to go out on Friday night, but realised I was a hag wife

by CGnotes March 22, 2025

gorgeous hag

You wife

She is my gorgeous hag

by TNK3rd February 1, 2021

hags

What someone writes in your yearbook when they don’t really care/don’t know enough to write something personal, but still want to appear so. May also be because the person is in a rush/has lots of yearbooks to sign.

Joshua: Oh cool, Ari signed my yearbook!

Garett: What does it say? Did you get her number?

Joshua: It says “hags”, darn it.

by TriBeCaBoy56 June 1, 2023

Fag hag

A straight friend to help a gay guy/girl pull

"John pulled because he had his fag hag"
"you have to be my fag hag, you can talk to her ugly mate"

by Mike_Hunts June 26, 2014

Hag

Hag: a stressed person who messes up peoples day

Man, jafar is a fucking hag

by Chucky524 March 31, 2017

Hag

An old white lady that hates the idea of black and Mexican people enjoying life

Hag: I hate how that nigger is having fun andnim not
Me: shut up you stupid hag

by minkycok June 18, 2019

Hag

Sarah Hurley

“Sarah is a hag.”

by Haha03 January 15, 2022