Cheese Grater

When someone rubs a penis and or dildo up and down on a person's six pack.

That man's abs are perfect for the cheese grater.

by sexi mexi6969 January 7, 2011

Cheese Grater To The Face Time

to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.

"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally

"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane

by Charlielove777 <3 November 22, 2011

Mental Grafter

Someone who may be accused of being lazy and not doing any manual labour but practises his labour in the mind, where his thoughts are constantly working.

I've grafted all my life not as a builder of houses, but mentally as an architect of ideas. So you would call me a mental grafter.

by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016

Cheese Grater

A person who wears braces.

He is such a cheese grater.

by JingleHangle January 4, 2018

Cheese grater

Sluts with braces or who had braces that are always trying to sleep around.

That brace face slut tried to suck my dick. Bitch don't be a cheese grater.

by Pch20 February 26, 2018

Cheese Grater

When you repeatedly rub your balls on a chicks face so fast that your pubes fall off

Callum: did you cheese grater that bitch today bro?
George: Fuck yeah.

by George Leg February 27, 2019

cheese grater

Grabbing someone by the hair and ribbing their face up and down along your grundle.

After the gym i went home and gave my girl a cheese grater.

by Big Rodboski October 6, 2019