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Girlface

The inability to stop smiling because of someone you are romantically interested in/involved with. Both men and women suffer from Girlface regardless of whether they are interested in a man or woman.
A: Why are you smiling?
B: No reason...
A: You have girlface! Why do you have girlface? Who's giving you girlface
B: <evasive> Um...
by Stephanoffle February 21, 2009
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girlfriend

The best and worst thing that can happen to a male. She makes him feel amazing and then crushes his heart into tiny pieces.
If you didn't understand my definition of "girlfriend" an example won't help you -_-
by kupo-po October 30, 2009
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My girlfriend Sally

1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.
by Sklooby March 19, 2008
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girlfag

An assigned-male-at-birth femme person who identifies at least somewhat as a girl and at least somewhat as a fag.

The word "girlfag" was too good to waste on cis girls fetishizing gay men, so the femmes decided to steal it.
"So like, are you a trans girl, a femboy, or what?"

"Honey, I'm just a girlfag."
by cybersexbarbie July 6, 2020
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national girlfriend day

october 5th is where you post your girlfriend and show her off to the world and let the world know that’s your fine ass girl and that’s your property
it’s national girlfriend day let me post my beautiful girlfriend
by chileanywaysso October 4, 2020
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Girlfriend Material

1. A Female (Any sexuality) that is fit emotionally to be in a relationship with any gender they please.
Man:”That Girl is total girlfriend material
Female:”Totally!”
by Elaine’s Abyss Flower January 28, 2021
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girlflip

Deciding whether or not to hit on a girl based on the results of a cointoss.

Can also be used among a group of guys to determine which guy gets to hit on the girl.
Man, that waitress is bangin'. I think I'm going to go talk to her.

Whoa whoa whoa, buddy. We're gonna have to girlflip this one.
by frostatine April 22, 2009
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