3 definitions by chileanywaysso
July 22nd; the day where it's ok and encouraged to shoplift. Grab your bag and head to your nearest Walmart.
Jacob: "what day is it today?"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
Julia: "it's July 22nd. why?"
Jacob: "grab the biggest bag you can find. i'll start the car."
Julia: "oh yeah! i almost forgot it's national shoplifting day!"
by chileanywaysso October 30, 2020
october 5th is where you post your girlfriend and show her off to the world and let the world know that’s your fine ass girl and that’s your property
by chileanywaysso October 5, 2020
what dumb high schoolers call it when they steal the paper towel dispenser from the school bathroom and bring it home.
"yo bro im bouta steal this sink faucet for no reason"
"yooo that's gonna be one hell of a devious lick"
"yooo that's gonna be one hell of a devious lick"
by chileanywaysso September 13, 2021