fucktard 

1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).

2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard.

“Stop arse-raping me you fucktard. And apologise IMMEDIATELY!”

fucktard by mattyt_is@ August 24, 2009

Fucktard 

A cross between a fuckup and a retard.

God, he's such a fucktard!

Fucktard by AlleyKat October 6, 2009

fucktard 

Someone who is really, incredibly dumb. So much that it confuses and frustrates observers to the point of fury.

Classic example: Caboose from Red vs Blue.

"You shot Church, you team-killing fucktard!"

fucktard by somerandombox December 11, 2009

fucktard 

some one thats an idiot, says stupid things, is ignorant, and deserves to be kicked in the balls

"oh my goodness, that cameron petty sure is a fucktard."

fucktard by choochielovesbubbles<3 April 21, 2010

fucktard 

Person who adds the 371st definition of "fucktard".

I am a fucktard.

fucktard by Blockhead 77 August 9, 2010

Fucktard 

A mixture between a retard and a fuckwit, but slightly worse than either.

An ultimate word of contempt.

Did you see that bloke on X Factor the other night?

What the one juggling fish? Yeh, he was an idiot.

Idiot? He was a out and out fucktard.

Fucktard by uygbuy August 18, 2010

Fucktard 

a term for a person who is a so much of a dumbass that they redefine the word "dumbass"

a: look! i found a piece of pizza in my couch!
b: you better not eat it
a: *eats it*
b:you are such a fucktard

Fucktard by METALLICA123 January 3, 2011