queer as a football bat 

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

queer as a football bat by james savik February 4, 2008

High School Football Player

The high school football player is the epitome of awesomeness and swag all bottled into 1 walking shit for brains toolbag. In the high school food chain the football player is a cut above the rest when it comes to everything including raw athleticism, obvious swagger and straight-up toughness resulting in aquiring an abundance of girls who, by the laws of high school, are required to be with them. On the rare occurrance that said football player were team captain it emphasizes the previously stated attributes by nearly infinite. El Capitano is very aware of all of this and flaunts it harder than a $2 hooker on a saturday night at the club. Whether it is flooding social networking sites with pointless updates, wearing his jersey in a way similar to the way an SS officer wore his in the 1940s, and showing public displays of affection to his girl who really deserves someone much better, lets say for example the funny, sarcastic, intelligent, socially awkward, down-to-earth, alternate captain of the high school hockey team, who really understands her, the captain is a complete fuckface. But instead she is blinded by the astounding amount of toughness and idiocracy that he has to display to keep his high school reputation intact. However little does our self-centered wanna-be leader know that once he graduates high school he will count for nothing in society, most likely pump gas for a living, and can only think back on what a total dick and waste of life he was at 18 years old.

The high school footbal player runs his school.
Dude that high school football player is a complete fuck.

High School Football Player by the_next_big_thing October 26, 2011

Fantasy Football Dictator 

A person, who is the commissioner of a fantasy football league and uses his power to make unfair trades with another team owner, typically an old friend, who is out of contention. This is sometime done in exchange for money or favors.

The Fantasy Football Dictator of a league made a trade with one of his old fraternity brothers to get Adrian Peterson in exchange for a couple of scrubs he got off waivers.

Fantasy Football Dictator by eskimo1979 November 25, 2009

Flag Football 

a different version of football where you have colored flags and boundaries besides that, it is like regular football.

Tom Brady: i used to play Flag Football
Joe Montana: Yeah me too

Flag Football by JesusChristfootball September 21, 2011

kiss a football player day

may 21 is national kiss a football player day. come on girls go kiss a football player!

OMG its may 21st I have to kiss a football player! Because may 21st is national kiss a football player day!

kiss a football player day by iplayfootball :) October 23, 2019

Stephen Hawkings' football boots

Describing something that is absolutely useless or pointless.

That'll come in as handy as stephen hawkings' football boots.

Stephen Hawkings' football boots by Conley9 September 28, 2009

fantasy football 

A game for grown men that makes them regress back to childhood wherein they will turn on their best friends, argue to the death about anything, and become lifeless shells of their former selves.

Rick: You hear Tim got divorced, lost his house, and got committed?

Rod: Fantasy Football dude ..... Fantasy Football

fantasy football by JSchlong October 3, 2010