Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.

"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"

by 84matt460 April 5, 2021

floating sven

Pooping off of a Canal boat on an aqueduct onto a Swedish car passing on a busy road below.

Do you remember that time on the Ash aqueduct when Stavros floating Sven'd on that Volvo

by HoBoLoRoNe July 3, 2023

float my boat

Im going to go float my boat.

Let’s go float my boat.

by Gypsy818 July 19, 2024

Floating the dinosaur

Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)

To fuck up something on a very large scale

Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.

by Dr. Ian SAHRAAAAAAA! Malcolm May 15, 2013

Float

to knock someone out f*cking cold

keep talking like that ill float you

by lucid kai January 25, 2023

Float Life

Float Life:

The art of living in a perpetual state of buoyant bliss upon the aqueous embrace of any watercraft, be it a majestic yacht, a humble canoe, or even a makeshift raft crafted from pool noodles. Originating from the sacred scrolls of duhboat.com, Float Life embodies a philosophy of aquatic freedom, where worries sink to the depths and every wave is a high-five from Poseidon himself. Float Lifers are known to navigate the tides with grace, embracing the liquid dance of existence with a paddle in one hand and a cold beverage in the other. It's not just a lifestyle; it's a state of amphibious enlightenment.

After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the "float life", spending his days cruising along the river on his houseboat, savoring the serenity of life on the water.

by digiprints April 1, 2024

Texas Tape&Float

Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.

I think that Texas Tape&Float left you a mark

by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024