festinga

n. An attractive, fun female; a party girl.

RL had a dope party Friday, there were festingas everywhere!

by Dr. J March 28, 2004

Uncle Fester

That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"

by Jason L. March 2, 2005

festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007

JOHNSON FEST

A nudist party. Held usually in Germany. Males from around the world flock to the johnson fest to look at other men and wear frilly pink socks. Not to be confused with the 'Sausage Fest' known as Lindsay Koscielski.

Man, that MTV is one huge Johnson Fest.

by Eric Johnson December 6, 2004

Sausage Fest

When the ratio in a crowed place such as a party is 4:1 men to women.

Or

When theres just alota fucking dudes in the room.

Two horney guys walk into a bar but see no women jus all men

dude....this is a total sausage fest lets get the fuck outta here and find a hooker

by Kelly Marie =] March 14, 2009

apricot fest

The opposite of a 'sausage fest'. When a party is all girls and no boys have shown up/been invited. If it's an accidental apricot fest this can be incredibly embarrassing for the host, however if it's intended, there's always a fun night to be had :

'Whoa Caitlin, why did you invite me to this apricot fest?' or "Wow Caitlin, this apricot fest sure cheered me up after my boyfriend split up with me!'

by merrydothappy January 2, 2010

ugg fest

when a bunch of girls have a sleep over and the rug by the door is loaded with ugg boots of all types and colors

'Andrea I'm home. Wow how many of Courtney's friends are sleepin over tonight? I mean its an ugg fest in here . It smells like leather , rubber and sheep skin. Oh my loi!'

by proveider44 January 15, 2010