A phrase that people use when they want to be considered "fashionably late" but are actually on time for the event in question. People who say they are "fashionably on time" are usually either joking or have an inflated sense of self-importance.

Guest 1: I'm here; I guess I'm fashionably late.

Guest 2: Actually, you're not late. The party is starting right now.

Guest 1: Oh, well, in that case...I must be...fashionably on time!

fashionably on time by LiteraryDragon September 23, 2012

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fashionably fat

Somebody considered overweight but is good at dressing well to appear thinner and better looking.

Simply put: your fat and you hide it well

Amy Schumer, meghan trainer are fashionably fat

fashionably fat by Liz1992 July 17, 2015

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Road fashioned

The road fashioned is an old fashioned made on the road (hotel or camping) sometimes with abridged or exotic ingredients but, staying true to the original bourbon recipe as the road allows

Holed up in the hotel, I made a road fashioned and relaxed.

Road fashioned by 45.mike.mike May 17, 2021

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new fashioned

A sexual act in which the female, seated behind the male, massages the prostate (most conveniently with the thumb) while reaching around with both legs to administer a dual-soled foot job.

"Hey Sharon--whaddaya say to giving Ol' Willie Boy a new fashioned so I can drain my balls and still see the Phillies game."

new fashioned by GW Associates October 6, 2011

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