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Brett Farving

1) The inability to except one's real age.

2) Preforming the actions of a young person, regardless of one's actual age.

3) Preforming far past one's prime.
"My dad was skateboarding the other day" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2

"David Beckham is so old, yet he still plays soccer" - Friend 1
"He is totally Brett Farving." - Friend 2
by Skim Milk July 4, 2012
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Turnip farming

A sex act popular in certain fetish circles.

It involves a man cumming inside the asshole of a partner. He then eats out the asshole to get the "turnip seed" (cum). Turnip farming requires that the asshole cannot be cleaned out beforehand (there must be "soil" present). There is some disagreement in the community as to how much soil should be present. While some members enjoy nothing more than a dirty asshole, more hardcore fetishists may take more extreme measures (e.g. drugs, restricting bowel movements, etc.) in order to increase the amount of soil present.
Bob regularly engages in turnip farming. Yesterday, he came in Sally's asshole and farmed his turnips.
by Sexbeard August 2, 2016
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cum farting gutterwhore

Any whore, woman or male, who farts cum. One assumes that they are from the gutter, and probably not looking up at the stars as they would be too busy looking for drops coming out of their pantleg onto the ground.
That Linda is such a cum farting gutterwhore. Her anus could take a two liter coke bottle with room to spare.
by jeebuschristmas April 20, 2017
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Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.
Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious
by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020
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imagine farting like a hippo

a chonkyc CHONKY VERY CHONKY BOY called gavin hee heee heee hawwwwww imagine eating paper matias
hello imagine farting like a hippo is the ways.
by pikachu2009best May 10, 2022
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subsistence farming

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
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farting around

I dunno the real definition, but I guess it's "being an idiot", or "being naughty".
1.Stop farting around and help me out here!
2.What are you doing? Farting around again!?
by TRH October 28, 2003
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