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facebooked

when during the act of oral sex the receiving parter flips around and farts in the giving partner's face
I heard you facebooked Jill after the prom.
by doogiehowzit July 3, 2009
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Facebooked

Looking at your profile picture on facebook.com the person who gets "cut" off from the picture
dang, i got facebooked...
by Ultimate Noobage September 7, 2009
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Facebook

A place for sharing information. Specifically for people who like yellow starbursts!
yo dawg i like facebook!
by yellowstarburst November 2, 2010
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Facebook

A hollow social media platform that is used for many very superficial, annoying, and addictive users to communicate on messages, post pictures and post comments about their personal lives numerous times daily that almost nobody doesn't give a crap about and users can face age or sex discrimination to minimize their chances of gaining a real-life job or increase their chances of getting fired from their jobs. To make matters worst, 50 million Facebook accounts were hacked, and were sold to corporate interests in the USA and even Russia to benefit from corrupted capitalism. In effect, multiple users deleted their Facebook permanently, and they are trying to sue and to incarcerate Mark Zuckerberg for violating their private information and fraudulence.
Facebook is going down as the most resented to destroy real-life social lives for everyone who are consuming it. Facebook needs to burn to the ground to restore our humanity within us, and to encourage more people to enjoy the outside world even it is more dangerous where a rapist or gunman is threatening people for dominance and have to urge to slay them out of hatred or greed. In all honesty, every social medias suck.
by TheUnknown21 January 27, 2020
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Facebooking

Hitting Gene over the head with a book.
Trying to knock some sense into Gene, we thought facebooking was our only solution. So we grabbed a dictionary and had at him. It didn't make him smarter, but it sure was fun! (i think it straightened his nose a little too!)
by facebook this April 1, 2010
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facebookally

Its like having it be official, like a relationship or liking a band.
I like chesse burgers facebookally
by Stevo343 March 2, 2011
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Facebook

Burying your face into a women's vagina and rubbing your face up and down. Like planting your face into an open book.
"Did you facebook her last night?"
"Nah, I only got to second base"
by MickyC545 March 18, 2017
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