Evan Hansen

The main character of the Tony award-winning musical Dear Evan Hansen. He is originally portrayed by Ben Platt

He suffers from major social anxiety which causes him to get caught up in a web of lies. His main outfit consists of a blue striped polo shirt and khakis. He also loves trees.

"Dear Evan Hansen, today's gonna be a good day and here's why"

by tree_boi3 August 1, 2020

Evan deese

Evan deese is a specimen found in the Lexington district eastern coast. He seems to know the name of every individual in the town of Lexington, the existent of his knowledge is quite concerning given he knows everything about everyone. While he may seem harmless even is very powerful. Evan has shown great interest in weather and specificity dangerous weather. It’s believed that Evan is fully capable of controlling the weather, and uses this to his advantage. He’s in the works of dominating the world. Why else would he know the address of every citizen around him? Evan is a mastermind and I hate to say it but he’s a genius to. Evan’s influence is silent but it’s slowly taking over the state and soon the world. Evan deese must be stoped or he’ll melt the ice caps and flood the entire world. He actively denounced peta in a tweet saying “p-e-t-a is a scam, the pandas will be better under water 🌊”. Once he gains political office he will use his powers to end all life on earth.

Person 1: yo did you see that tornado on Evan’s snap?

Person 2: yeah even created it

Person 1: to bad Evan stole my girl

Person 2: Evan deese is an omnipotent presence

by Bloofious shengan December 28, 2021

Fat Evan

A quiet kid with an ask who drinks monster

Fat Evan!
Oi, Fat Evan!

by Big man harry June 9, 2021

Evan and dino

Big amounts of gay

Guy1: hey look at Evan and dino making out guy 2: yeah that's gross

by Big gaymer April 10, 2019

Regan evans

A stuck up nonce who hangs out with an Ellie Evans and other chavs. She is a disgrace.

Person 1: she looks like a Regan Evans

Person 2: Oh! looks like evolution fucked up again.

by Randomlesbianwholikeerin December 13, 2021

evan weiner

People named Evan probably have a big weiner

Evan got a Evan Weiner fsfs

by Glezed AG April 12, 2022

Evan Tuck

He is the literal definition of a man. He compensates his height for a massive cock and it works. Undoubtedly the most attractive man alive and loves to tell you.

Girl 1: did u fuck Evan tuck?
Girl 2: yeah after we had sex he pogo sticked away on his massive cock

by theboyboywestcoast July 5, 2019