THE MOST AMAZING MAN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. Eli is soooooo hot, funy, caring, loving. literally everything great about a person is eli. he makes someone so happy just by being himself even when someone is having the worst day. he doesn’t even have to say anything to make people happy he is just being eli. Eli is the reason i’m the luckiest person alive
I LOVE ELI‼️‼️ 💙
by jonkler January 10, 2025
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Just by knowing them you will feel their bottom energy, it truly powerful enough to the point you might think they are a twink from tumblr
Just by knowing them you will feel their bottom energy, it truly powerful enough to the point you might think they are a twink from tumblr
by thehotlesbo January 20, 2025
Get the Eli mug.A 5'11 curly-haired blue-eyed SNACC who I won't HESITATE to devour the next time I see him. He's a 10/10 goofy and hilarious guy that plays baseball, can probably throw me off a balcony, likes to eat apple slices with peanut butter and makes me smile all the time. Literally if I had a type it would 100% be him.
by lucialikesthiswhiteboy January 26, 2025
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They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'
They literally think theyre like the star of 'The Truman Show'
Eli has become an insult
Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."
Jimmy: "Got your Ipad!" snatched Ipad out of tommys arms
Tommy: "HEY! give that back thats not very nice!"
Jimmy: "nuh-uh, oh what you playing here" Jimmy opens the Ipad "Ooooohh, cool math games
Tommy: " I dont appreciate your attitude!" bitch-slaps Jimmy "I'm gonna tell on you!"
Tommy leaves to the nearest teacher
Jimmy: "Jesus, I didnt know you were such an Eli..."
by GoFigure0 February 14, 2025
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Eli is hilarious
by anonymous March 23, 2025
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