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Elephant Spray

The tan Windex that smells like elephants.
Get the elephant spray away from me or else I’ll dump the entire contents of the vacuum cleaner into your room!”
by diphenhydramine March 31, 2021
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elephant swallow

When you swallow a guys jizz and then spit it back in the guys mouth.
The girl was so turned off by the taste of his semen that she elephant swallowed after blowing him.
by Nyccompany November 14, 2016
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Misery Elephant

a person who carries around all the negative things that have ever happened to them in their lifetime, and are constantly reminding everyone of them, thriving on the negative
She thrives on the negative, she is such a misery elephant!
by Lopp-Headz February 12, 2012
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Elephant Craft

Better than Dr.Empty but not as graceful or charming as Pro Panda.
Elephant Craft is such a gamer, but not as cool as Pro.
by Elephant craft March 24, 2022
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Hairy Elephant

When a man has a large amount of hair growing on the shaft of their penis.
I could tell he had a hairy elephant because the inner walls of my vagina were all scratched up.
by Fantasy Penguin May 12, 2014
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Elephant Sneeze

Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).

The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
by Dulcy the Dragon April 11, 2019
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Human Elephant

When a Male puts his anus to a females forhead creating suction with his butthole. The legs acts as the ears of the creature, the balls are the eyes and the penis is the trunk draped over the females nose. This combination makes the human elephant.
Wow Tom you and Martha do a great human elephant!
by Hung Bill January 3, 2022
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