Scrambled eggs

Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.

Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.

by peanutsz April 25, 2013

duck eggs

A term used to describe Irish people, particularly the ones who immigrated to the US in there masses, during the late 1800's - early 1900's. They would typically have blue eyes, and were nicknamed 'duck eggs' as actual duck eggs often have blue tints in them.

This Irish pub is full of Duck Eggs... Funnily enough!

by Caz_456 June 30, 2008

scrambled eggs

It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.

Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.

by K-Pax December 29, 2005

Ham and eggs

A nickname for penis and testicles.

That ball hit me right in the ham and eggs.

by Sipple September 24, 2006

Eggnog Brownie

When you are having anal sex and drinking eggnog and you spill the eggnog on your penis or strap-on dildo and then have your partner perform fellatio.

We were having anal and I spilled eggnog on my cock, so I made her blow me. She called it an Eggnog Brownie.

by Foksie December 17, 2011

Dirty Eggs

Crack two large eggs into someones asshole and then they shit out the dirty eggs and a fresh log into a frying pan. You then cook up the eggs preferably scrambled and have yourself a nice lunch.

Man #1: Want to go out for dinner?

Man #2: No I can't I had a huge lunch, Sheela cooked up some dirty eggs.

by beedo202 December 20, 2010

Dipping Easter Eggs

When a man has his partner hold kool aid in their mouth while the man squats over their face and dip their testicles into the mouth in a tea-bagging motion ultimately dying his nuts his chosen shade of kool aid. For a little extra kink, the man faces his partners feet while dipping and gets a little tickle on his black eyed susan with his partners nose. (A little KY on the tip of the nose and you'll have a smoother landing). This can be made more festive with any holiday season with a little creative thought. For example, green for St. Patty's Day. Enjoy!

Do to an ill timed cough, Alice had trouble explaining to her mother why she was stained red on her face and most of her chest. She was well warned thought Eric as he showed of his brightly colored nuts to his impressed friends being the first to be "Dipping Easter Eggs".

by bananas republic April 9, 2010