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Dumb egg

The thing you call someone when they are being really dumb
by Omlstahp June 7, 2018
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egg churner

a sexual position where the male puts his testicles in the females nasal and shakes. This is a very common used position, and from experience i 100% recommend it!
"Hey babe do you want to do the egg churner?"
"Yes baby i have been waiting to do this for a while now."
by sexualmasterjelly August 9, 2018
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egg gang

Egg gang originated from @world_record_egg who on instagram holds the most liked photo, prior to the Egg was Kylie Jenner with the amount of 18mil likes, as of now our fellow Egg holds over 35mil likes of just.. an Egg
me: Egg gang for days
random: Egg gang?
me; Yeah that instagrammer who surpassed 18mil likes of just an Egg!
by yummyecstacy January 14, 2019
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Egg wash

Where two or more bald gay men shower together
I heard domonik and his dad had a egg wash last night.
by Fat old drongo May 15, 2019
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Egg

something you spam to your friends at 3 AM or just when you have nothing to say
Quinn: Dude logan quit spamming Egg at 3 AM i wanna sleep
Logan: No
by StoopidNurd March 17, 2022
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Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls

Hi! Welcome to Tiffoony Tan's famous egg rolls. Our egg rolls are extra eggy egg free egg rolls with extra egg and no egg! We are famous in 3 locations - Siglap Centre, Parkway Parade and Suntec City!

The Eery History of our egg rolls:
Been getting some nightmares lately? Well you've probably been dreaming about Tiffoony Tan!

It all started when Tiffoony Tan died. She died either by being whipped up in cake batter by EmKy, or she died by jumping off a ferry. It is undefined how she really died, but her ghost is known to possess a piece of litter, mostly styrofoam, that floats in the oceans or rivers.
Anyway, EmKy partnered up with evil Tiffoony Tan. EmKy and Tiffoony made a deal. In order for Tiffoony to stop haunting them, they would use Tiffoony's famous extra-eggy-egg free-egg- rolls-with-extra-egg-and-no-egg recipe and sell the egg rolls.

"Soon, business," EmKy said, "will be booming. Our outlets will go from SG to the whole world! We'll even be the first restaurant in Mars!"

They were right! Business has been booming! From customers such as Charlotte Dooglas, to Very Gaury, to Tibo DD, to Georgie Archington, to OGAL, to DongChenJie, to Horse teacher, AND MORE!

We are now creating a website where we can sell the egg rolls online and can deliver to you FOR ONLY $50!

STAY TUNED, AND PLEASE VISIT OUR EGG ROLLS OUTLETS AT SIGLAP CENTRE, PARKWAY PARADE, AND SUNTEC CITY! AVOID GETTING NIGHTMARES BY BUYING FROM TIFFOONY'S EGG ROLLS, AND TIFFOONY WILL NO LONGER HAUNT YOU!
Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are awesome!

Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls are the best in town!

Buy Tiffoony Tan's Famous Egg Rolls, and she will stop haunting you!
by EMKYMARA April 20, 2019
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Defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day

A phrase by Mark Goldbridge. Means defending terribly just like the melted Easter eggs.
For god's sake! How are we losing 2-0? We're defending like a fricking Easter egg on a hot day!
by Mattw1108 May 19, 2021
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