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cum eater

A male that consumes the semen of other males, often in the belief that the androgens and hormones will impart greater strength and muscle building. Testosterone and related compounds are absorbed through the mucosal lining of the mouth, as the acids in the stomach probably break down the hormones. Often thought of as homosexuals, increasing numbers of straight males are participating in this activity. Younger males (18-25 years) are the largest segment, followed by males over age 50. While some will suck dick, others ask their sperm donors to jerk off in their mouth, or in a cup.

Some trendy urban bars offer shots of horse semen -- another take on this phenomenon.
Joe was pretty skinny until he became a cum eater thanks to the generosity of his gym buddies. Now he is buff.
by reptiles122 May 31, 2013
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Anal Eater

Of or pertaining to one who eats from the anus. In most cases the object being eaten is the waste, to be an "anal eater" you must frequently eat anus and have developed a liking to the taste.
Dude: Hey bra my girl and I were participating in a rim job last night and i got some of her shit in my mouth, the weird part is that it actually tasted good!

Bra: Fuck dude! Your such an anal eater! I gotta try that sometime
by analight January 18, 2010
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clicks enter

two clicks walked into a bar, The clicks entered they did.
by Ompa loops June 17, 2020
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Dorito Eater

an individual (typically a male) that spends much of his freetime during adolescence watching pornography in the privacy of his basement/darkened bedroom/at a friend's house while simultaneously consuming -ito dust-covered chips (usually Nacho Cheesier Doritos). A D.E. (Dorito Eater) is marked by his inability to "get some" in the real world. Even though most individuals exit their D.E. phase by the age of 15, a former D.E. is easily identifiable by his didgy-dodgy behaviors involving women.
"It was so weird...when he asked me to suck his fingers while we were hooking up, I could almost taste the Doritos on his fingers from seven years ago. He's such a Dorito Eater"
by Rosco1 October 18, 2011
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Breaking and Entering

Something that Santa does for a living.
Santa broke in which is Breaking and Entering
by UrBoiJeff December 13, 2018
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baby eater

a person who eats,drinks,and or swallows sperm
by arielle January 29, 2005
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Enter Sandfan

Metallica "fans" who have heard no songs by Metallica unless it was off the "Black Album".

Usually don't even know what album the songs are off of and usually only know 3 songs at maximum by Metallica

In most cases, an Enter Sandfan is also a Poser
Person 1: "Hey nice Metallica shirt"
Person 2: "Thanks! I absolutely LOVE Metallica"
Person 1: "That's awesome, what's your favorite song by them"
Person 2: "Definitely 'Nothing Else Matters' but if I'm feeling extra wild I'll put on some 'Enter Sandman' "
Person 1: "Oh... so you're an Enter Sandfan..."
by Thrash_Metal_Michael November 18, 2018
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