Dude... Wait, what?

A commonly said phrase by someone who is nicely baked when they are unaware of the situation.

(while high)
Angel:(slowly) Hey so you wanna go grab some pizza, i'm pretty hungry, aaaannndd i want some pizza. you hungry for some pizza?
Daniel: Dude... Wait, what?
Angel: You wanna get some pizza?
Daniel: Alright, but i'm not sharing.

by pomtea September 26, 2008

dude where's my car?

One of the shibbiest movies ever. Has a lot of really awsome jokes.

1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"

by KelseyisGir July 16, 2009

dude man

the dude man is a human who lives fearlessly and does what he or she feels is right. the dude man accepts people of all likes, dislikes, races, religions, genders, and sexualities. this variety of human moves in on crowded subways, says "excuse me", and will always put the blinker on when driving. the dude man will offer you his/her umbrella in the rain.

the hobbies of the dude man include hanging with friends and family, having sex, drinking, and smoking pot. however he or she uses condoms at all times, does not drink and cry for attention, and will always pass the bowl. this type of human lives in all of us.

when humanity realizes this, there will be no more war, crime, misery, selfishness, stealing, or cheating.
there will only be peace and love.

When we all find our inner dude man, the world will be awesome and traffic won't be so miserable.

by rokkii k April 9, 2011

Dude, this aint cool

A term used when something either goes wrong or something is about to go wrong

You check your bank account and find you have not been paid.

You reply to yourself " Dude, this aint cool "

by Max "Chewie" Williams November 26, 2007

dude, where's my car?

what you say when you can't find your car.

"dude where's my car?"
"wheres your car, dude?"

by PaulJar the Pornostar November 18, 2003

Dude Time

An awesome cologne used by dudes to attract other dudes to hang out with them, thus 'dude time'. This time is an experience of dude bonding where the dudes can get closer and build life long friendships. This cologne specifically attracts dude unicorns and is most likely used by blue jays, commonly named Mordecai.

Oh no. Tell me you did NOT use DUDE TIME to attract the ladies.

by ohyaadudetimeya January 25, 2011

Dude Rooster

Noun - A phrase that describes someone/something who is unbelievable cool. Used when other words fair to describe such an amazing person.

(Alternate spelling: Doode Rooster)

1. Andy Samberg is a Dude Rooster.

2. 'Wow, look at Frank. He thinks he's so cool. What a douchebag.'
'Yeah he is definitely NOT a Dude Rooster.'

by BagelBoyIII April 30, 2009