drunk off my ass

The act of when one consumes soo much alcohol that they can no longer perform simple skills, such as walking, drinking, eating, and speaking. Will usally happen to heros at partys who drink far to much to impress someone.

Bob: "Yo guy you were totaly drunk off your ass last night"
Jim: "i was not drunk off my ass"
Bob: "You shit yourself!"

by Bouch66 February 21, 2006

Drunk IM

When you get on the messenger and im people that you wouldn't otherwise talk to and tell them that you like them and want them.

"did I drunk im you the other night? is that why you're leering at me?"

by tragicbeautiful June 27, 2008

Drunk Book

When you Facebook while intoxicated and not remembering what you wrote on FaceBook.

Dan woke up in the morning and had to check his FaceBook to make sure he didn't Drunk Book last night.

by CJ1311 January 5, 2010

Drunch

A compound word combining the root words Drinking and Lunch.

Gosh work sucks. lets go to drunch at 1pm. -or- Hey! Let's go to drunch before class! -or - You know what I want? Drunch and a quickie before we go back. -or- Ohhhh, I thnk thaz drunch might've ben jes a 'lil too much... I havin troubles typin my papersworks

by babaganoosh69 March 2, 2011

Drumotional

To be drunk and emotional

Guy 1: "Dude have you seen those girls over there?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Rachel and Amy, they're just drumotional"

by NMcD February 10, 2013

hammer drunk

To be extremely drunk

Dude I was hammer drunk the other night, and when I got up I couldn't remember anything about it.

by nexgen January 11, 2008

United Way Drunk

To get intoxicated at a legitimate charity work fundraiser on a work night and then call in "sick" the following day due to a hangover.

"Morgan won't be in today she got United Way Drunk last night."

by TorroZ May 14, 2010