Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018

Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

Drifttard

One who goes full send with or without one care for themselve or drift missle.

jUsT a BuNcH oF dRiFtTaRdS

by TeamDriftTards February 21, 2019

Drift'n

Upstate South Carolina Term originating from the original 'slave song' melodic music style & visual arts technique created by South Carolina's AK "DriftLxrd™" Dimitri

Meaning(s):
Verb
1. dream driven reality
2. Lucid consciousness
3. Free flow of

"I'll go from working on a canvas in the art studio to apparel design in the design studio, then go straight to the music studio. I can't stop drift'n. Its in me." - AK DriftLxrd

by Wxlf Purp March 1, 2019

Drifto mode

When you make someone go so insane they stop thinking and go into a depressive state while melting down.

Oh no, he is going drifto mode. I hope he doesnt delete the server.

by epic ark March 18, 2019

drift

drifting is often misused and should only be used it you have not talked to someone or kept in touch with someone for a long amount of time (years/months)

we haven’t seen each other in so long we have really caught a drift

by don’t stresstomuch July 7, 2019

Drifting

The thing everyone's joycon likes to do. It could happen for a multitude of reasons.

Billy: Hey Jim, what's wrong with your joycon?
Jim: Damn it it must be drifting.
Billy: Just blow into it maybe it will tone it down a bit.

by LegalMeme September 10, 2019