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doober

a word elementry children use to make fun of each other. It is a mix between dork and goober
James is the biggest doober in our grade.
by ok_gal2007 March 8, 2007
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Doover

word used to describe someone who is a retard or used when someone says something stupid
(same as duffut)
Big P looks like a fucking doover with his sweats and polo

I smacked that girl in the face with my doover
by Captain Doover November 19, 2007
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cock docker

A selfish idiot who goes above and beyond any other in being a complete asshole without even realising it.

A really gay "douchebag".

Can also take the place of the term "douchebag" in just about any situation.

see: douchebag
1:That cock docker just sideswiped my car trying to beat the other guy into that parking space.

2:Jack says to Paul after Paul borrowed Jacks PS3 game, lost it and now denies ever borrowing it in the first place, "Paul, you have to be the biggest cock docker I've ever met!"
by Uvall September 26, 2010
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dooder

Poop. Feces. Excrement. Yes, it's yet another word for good ol' number two. Noun or verb. It goes both ways.

Plural: dooders. More than one dooder.
Dude, I totally have to dooder! I shouldn't have had Taco Bell for lunch.

Aw, look at that cute puppy making dooders in the park!
by marilynmonrobot April 20, 2011
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doozered

adj. Origin linked to the word fraggled and similarly suggestive of characters from the television show "Fraggle Rock".

1. To be very severely affected by intoxicants, especially substances that yield THC.
2. A state of confusion more advanced than that suggested by being fraggled
This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Holy wanking Christ, I'm doozered.
by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005
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Dookess

you are a dookess.
by poop56 October 17, 2011
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Dooberry splash

When a man milks a woman's titties (dooberries), gathers the milky substance in a mug, ejaculates in the mug, then throws the concoction at a woman's face. If preferable, add a few other fruits to sweeten the mixture.
Yo dude, I saw this gnarly hobgobblin who was looking for some spunk. I offered a few bucks and gave her a good old-fashioned Dooberry Splash. I put cayenne pepper in the mug--she won't be able to see for weeks!
by spunkmasterflex69 June 23, 2016
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