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Fuckle doodle doo

Fuckle doodle doo is the sexual act of waking someone up by either fucking them or shoving ones dick into their partners mouth. For a woman fuckle doodle doo is waking a male up with a blowjob or by sitting on their face suffocating them with their pussy.
Yesterday I was woken up with a fuckle doodle doo.
by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 17, 2020
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Cock'o doodle doo

Cock'o doodle doo when a hen starts singing at 4:30 am while people are sleeping.
The hen has sing when they arrested Jesus this cock'o doodle doo sent a message to one of his companies.
by Balba January 10, 2019
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Cock a doodle dude

The act of anal sex between two males.
Hank: "Larry you wanna be my cock a doodle dude?"
Frank as he rips off his clothes: " I thought you'd never ask."
Followed is a session of anal sex.
by Shannon Toste October 20, 2016
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Cock-a-doodle-do

The erect form of a penis. Only comes when a man is horny
Matthew: Sara I have cock-a-doodle-do

Sara: this again? How many times do I have to tell you I’m only nine??
by PussyDestroyer2022 January 1, 2022
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Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers April 13, 2018
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Jack a Doodle Doo

A perversion of the children noise of a chicken, cock a doodle doo. Cock is itself a slang word meaning penis. Thus Jack would be an action to the penis as to Jack Off. Doodle is a slang for sex. Thus meaning a action of sexual pleasure with out intercourse. To Jack off is done alone. Jack a Doodle Doo would be done by two persons to obtain sexual pleasure. The analogy of going to 3rd base.
Larry and Michelle do not go all the way, they just Jack a Doodle Doo.
by llcalejr May 13, 2019
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Cock-a-doodle-damn

Referring to the words a girl uses for when she sees a huge penis.
*Guy whips out penis*

Jessica: Cock-a-doodle-damn thats a big cock!!!
by TheGamesta September 6, 2009
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