The hen has sing when they arrested Jesus this cock'o doodle doo sent a message to one of his companies.
by Balba January 10, 2019
When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers March 28, 2018
Hank: "Larry you wanna be my cock a doodle dude?"
Frank as he rips off his clothes: " I thought you'd never ask."
Followed is a session of anal sex.
Frank as he rips off his clothes: " I thought you'd never ask."
Followed is a session of anal sex.
by Shannon Toste October 20, 2016
by TheGamesta September 07, 2009
A cuck who loudly and obnoxiously defends women on the internet when there is no cause to do so. Also can be used as an insult to cucks when you don't wish to engage with them directly.
1. I made a joke about women and John started yelling and overreacting so I kicked him straight in his cuck-a-doodle-do cock.
2. So you're on this woman's side when she's clearly in the wrong? Cuck-a-doodle-do!
2. So you're on this woman's side when she's clearly in the wrong? Cuck-a-doodle-do!
by Lejes October 22, 2019
by holyballsshesdead! March 14, 2022
Fuckle doodle doo is the sexual act of waking someone up by either fucking them or shoving ones dick into their partners mouth. For a woman fuckle doodle doo is waking a male up with a blowjob or by sitting on their face suffocating them with their pussy.
by The holy prince. Dinklewit April 18, 2020