War-donut

An unattractive but sexually available woman, inhabiting low-rent bars and pubs. A sad, misguided individual seeking some sort of meaningful relationship through easy sexual encounters with the sleazy characters found in said dives.

Most often seen around Welfare Cheque Time.
To be avoided as much as possible; they can be flighty and dangerously unstable.

OK, I know you're drunk. If I see you trying to pick up that War-donut, I'm dragging you out of here by your hair!

by longrider700 March 4, 2015

Custard Donut

Slang for anally cumming in somebody so it looks like custard oozing out of a donut.

“Oh man Aedan, I gave Natasha a custard donut last night it was fantastic!”

by DrPewnLuver October 1, 2018

bake the donuts

According to Joe Budden bake the donuts means to hit the studio.

I'm about to bake the donuts and release a new mixtape.

by blacknacoustic December 16, 2010

eating donuts

When you blow clean, thick, smoke rings and then bite them out of the air again

I blow the thickest smoke rings with this new bong, it makes eating donuts so much more fun bong smoke rings smoke

by Wolf of Ireland July 14, 2016

donut juice

watery diarrhea

Sorry I'm late for work again, I had to cheeks-squeeze some donut juice after breakfast.

by dan.thedongle February 16, 2021

motherdunkin' donuts

A phrase used when reluctantly or semi-reluctantly buying donuts from Dunkin' Donuts.

Can also be used to generally refer to Dunkin' Donuts.

"Now that my wallet's empty I hope you're happy, here's your motherdunkin' donuts!"

"Man I don't feel like motherdunkin' donuts today, but whatever."

by your real name... Ha I used it October 21, 2011

Donut Buddies

Those other awesome souls you encounter when doing circles in the snow in the barren parking lot next to the old K-Mart Garden Center. They will politely wait safely along the outskirts while you take a turn, expecting the favor to be returned. All of this is communicated intuitively. When it is their turn, they will certainly try to show off and one-up you, and it continues on like this until all of the fresh powder is ruined.

KB: There's someone else here doing it too! That's hilarious.
Erotica: You guys are donut buddies!
KB (silently to herself): Yes we are...yes we are.

by artichoky January 16, 2020