When you're so tired from a long day that you stand in front of you bed and do a stage dive-like fall onto it; it's usually immediately followed by passing out in the position you landed in.
John: Dude, why didn't you text me back last night?
Pete: Sorry bro, I blacked out after a bed dive at 10 last night.
Pete: Sorry bro, I blacked out after a bed dive at 10 last night.
by xSing4Lifexx October 24, 2010
1) Sticking your penis into the vagina of the skankiest skanks of all skanks
2) Going down on a disgusting hoe
3) Taking the easiest, nasiest hoe you find home
2) Going down on a disgusting hoe
3) Taking the easiest, nasiest hoe you find home
Hey, what did you do this weekend??? I ended up smut diving.
I can't believe I went smut diving agian this weekend.
One of my weekend hobbies is smut diving.
I can't believe I went smut diving agian this weekend.
One of my weekend hobbies is smut diving.
by smut diver 4 life September 21, 2009
When one places a miniature picnic table on the floor, lies next to it, and rolls until their shoulder crushes the picnic table. (The shoulder dive should take place in front of the small child that made the picnic table).
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming
Reasons for the shoulder dive may include: wanting to feel big and strong, picnic tables piss you off, the small child was being a bitch and had it coming
Jamie: Jay, you so just laid down the shoulder dive on that kids picnic table.
Jay: Damn right I did.
Jay: Damn right I did.
by Jamie Chennells December 05, 2007
The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"
"Hey do you see that hottie over there?" (points, friend looks in that direction) "DICK DIVE!" (Smashes friend's penis, friend groans in pain).
by Scott "love fist" Ward September 21, 2007
Playing Call of Duty and you get so consumed by the horrible stench of the game and thinking that it is awesome, when in reality, you are playing with garbage
by Brewcrew7 November 10, 2010
by IP40LION December 01, 2016
The act of drunkenly, running across a room, where a party is going on, jumping onto a table with the sole purpose of breaking it and making yourself look awesome/like an ass.
by Live Ever Die Never October 16, 2008