dickify

(Verb) fucking someone with no reason other than just to fool around

"Johnny cheated and broke up with her only to dickify other girls ."

by janehoe October 30, 2017

dicking

1- messing around

2- trying to have sex with everyone while being provocative with your dick.

1- Kyle is always dicking around.

2- I really wish Kyle would stop dicking everyone in the room.

by lil soccer mommy October 17, 2019

Dicking tears

its when you cry while sucking a dick because its too good

shigaraki had me dropping dicking tears

by Malshiggy October 1, 2020

Moby Dickin

Screwing around or wasting time and or procrastinating.

Jimmy: I found a old bottle cap on the ground!
Mark: Stop Moby Dickin around!
Jimmy: I wonder what it's doing there?
Mark: Stop wasting time and let's get this show on the road!

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

dual-dicking

Two (2) Men performing sexual acts w/ (with) One (1) Animate and/or Inanimate Object.

'Ohh, that Kelly? SHE JUST LOVES the dual-dicking given to her after the games, by Captain & I...'

by → J-Bird ← September 16, 2016

pig dicking

The art of screwing someone over or out of something; fucking with someone in a funny or messed up way; telling someone some twisted bull shit to get your way or out of trouble... like a pig that fucks with a screw-like dick.

1) Aaw, that mother fucker just pig dicked me out of $30!

2) Seriously? Are you pig dicking me right now bro!?

by The Dapper Gentleman September 16, 2017

shoulder-dicking

The act of placing your exposed penis on someone's shoulder without their consent or prior knowledge.

Did you see the new receptionist? I would totally shoulder-dick her.
I heard Alan got fired for shoulder-dicking the new receptionist.

by randominternethandle November 9, 2017