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Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.
by Ten Retro January 17, 2019
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Greek Dildo

The act of shitting in an extra large condom and freezing the condom so it becomes rock solid.
Greek Man 1: Damn yo I shoved that Greek Dildo so far up my ass I saw the old Gods again!
Greek Man 2: Sheesh bro lemme get some of that (proceeds to stick it in his ass).
by Penis_Doctor December 14, 2020
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dildo fuckstorm

Bottled up rage that rests inside of everyone, when unleashed even your ass aches from being hit by this anger almost like getting hi by a raging twister of dildos tearing up any person in its path (male or female)
Richard- man he came at me like a dildo fuckstorm
by Bluebomber01 December 16, 2016
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cactus dildo

Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough... Even Cactus dildos
by NotanAcronym October 4, 2016
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Poop dildo

When your parents won't let you buy veggies go for the trusty poop dildo
by August ki June 15, 2018
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Egg dildo

This is the male body part of an egg, also known as there penis.

Male eggs normally do not show there massive egg dildo, as its hidden in there egg shell.

The egg dildo is a slimy dildo, a mixture between the egg itself and yolk. The yolk causes it to be able to fit inside of anything With ease,

When eggs do show there dildo, its mostly either when they are extremly horny or when they are trying to seduce other female eggs.
Once they finally start cumming, they Will squirt out yolk. Its more sticky then normal however.
The yolk gets Made more sticky when it gets transported from there own body into there partner.
Once it reaches into the female egg a baby Will soon take from inside of the female egg.
The egg started to insert his egg dildo in my ass
by The aubergine man September 15, 2020
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dildo bike

A bicycle which instead of the saddle, has a dildo.
When susan went over a bump, boy did that dildo bike make her scream!
by urban dicktionary1 November 15, 2017
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