alabama dildo

The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.

Amy and Jill decided to have an alabama dildo after a long day of hunting.

by The man of the hour October 22, 2013

purple dildo

if you go to the police station bathroom in "San Andreas" and go to the shower there is a big purple double sided dildo that you can pick up and beat people with

Hey, lets go beat the shit out of some bitch with this purple dildo.

by missourimaniac May 13, 2005

13 inch double headed dildo

everlasting pleasure, akin to first listening to that Limp Bizkit CD in your treehouse with your preteen friends while you whack each other off

omg did u hear break stuff? i wanna smack a bitch at my middle school prom with my baby dick whilst rocking out to it. it feels as good as a 13 inch double headed dildo or Smash Mouth

by NGR LVR September 26, 2014

dildo bong

1. Another name for a pot whore. Most whores have a dildo and a bong (if they smoke weed) hence in need of a dildo bong.

2. A bong that can be used or was used at one time as a dildo.

3. An extension off a bong so masturbation and pot smoking can occur at the same time.

"Patty is such a dildo bong I heard she was high and had sex with 4 50 year old men."

Dude: "My girlfriend just got a new dildo bong"
Other dude: "Wow, thats fucked up"

by Anthony Dig. June 17, 2008

Dildo

The rubber dick your girlfriend has resorted to using cuz that thing you call a dick can't even reach.

The feel of rubber dildos in my pussy is almost orgasmic!

by Dildos4FreeLolz October 17, 2008

dildodian

a person who is of the dildo race

that guy is a dildodian

by SindySin June 30, 2009

dildobate

Well, quite basically a shorter way of saying 'masturbating with a dildo'.
Don't ask what we were talking about when we made up this word.

person 1 - OMG i just saw a chick in a video dildobate with the biggest one i've ever seen....
person 2 - what's dildobating?
person 3 - bating dildos, stupid
person 1 - no, you're both stupid, it's masturbating with a dildo.
person 2 - oh. i knew that.

by JessyJeebs February 12, 2010